Breakups have their perks - sometimes you just have to dig deep to find them. The biggest one I can think of right now is a lower cell phone bill. Yes, that's right. The gods have conspired to make certain that only men outside of my national calling network make their way into my life.
Other perks? Not having to shave your legs in the winter time...well, on second thought, maybe we should all continue this upkeep, winter or summer, single or in a relationship - no need to let the legs go!
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